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Spilled Milk

Episode 20: Crackers

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2010

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:10.0

I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:17.8

delicious eat it all and you can't have any and the subject of this week's show is

0:22.4

crackers yeah we're not really

0:24.2

cooking today. We're just eating a lot of crackers. No, we're not making homemade

0:27.5

crackers. That would be weird. That would be, that would be a little more Martha

0:31.4

Stewart than I think I've really ever wanted to be.

0:34.0

I would have to wear a bonnet again.

0:38.0

So we've got an array of crackers out here on the table,

0:41.0

some of our favorites

0:43.4

some of your favorites no doubt and we're gonna we're gonna go through

0:45.1

and have a little cracker tasting but before we start I want to talk about

0:49.1

like kind of how and where we enjoy crackers because they're one of these food stuffs that

0:54.2

there's no like set occasion for eating them you know yeah and I you and I were

1:00.0

just when we were you know laying out all these boxes of crackers that we're going to be

1:03.2

eating in just a second I was thinking about how it is that we decide you know which

1:08.3

cracker we want at any given time there's some crackers that you know there's some crackers that I think a scream to have a piece of cheese put on them.

1:16.0

Like it's obvious what you do with those.

1:18.0

But you know, for instance, a butter cracker, like the Wverly cracker for instance do you remember those

1:26.2

i'm thinking of jokes involving butter cracker the waverly cracker

1:30.1

i think that's what it was called.

1:39.0

I'm sorry, I just have to say butt crack before we continue. Okay, there, it's out.

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