Episode 2: Three Stars

Bubble

MaximumFun.org

Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Morgan and Mitch work on their personal and professional brands. Want to support Bubble? Visit maximumfun.org/bubble. Starring: Alison Becker Eliza Skinner Mike Mitchell Cristela Alonzo Keith Powell Tavi Gevinson Featuring: Bill Corbett, Mark Gagliardi, Tawny Newsome, Vanessa Ramos, Maureen Price, Humphrey Ker, Danielle Radford, Arnie Niekamp Original Music by Annie Hart and Jonathan Coulton. Written & Created by Jordan Morris. Full credits at maximumfun.org/shows/bubble.

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0:00.0	A posh backyard.
0:03.4	Night.
0:04.4	Morgan and Mitch are prowling with mag lights.
0:07.0	A worried dad, Ted, peeks out from the window.
0:10.3	Sure, Ted is a dad, but he still finds time to jam with his band from college.
0:14.7	They open for Jawbreaker once, you know.
0:16.9	I say we give this five more minutes, and if we don't find a carnivorous beast from beyond our borders, we bounce.
0:23.0	Oh, come on. It's here. I know it.
0:26.7	I've never been wrong yet.
0:27.7	Oh, yeah. You told me I should try ranch dressing on scrambled eggs.
0:31.9	That's as wrong as anyone has ever been about anything.
0:35.0	No, I mean about monster stuff.
0:37.5	I know you grew up killing these things with your bare hands.
0:40.3	And spears.
0:41.3	Right, bare hands and spears, but I'm connected to them.
0:45.5	I can sense one.
0:46.5	Here's what I think.
0:47.7	That overprotective dad in there, heard a cat in the garbage, panicked, and opened the Hunter app.
0:53.1	I bet he's also super worried about gluten and doesn't let his kid watch any TV with backtalk.
0:58.1	You might have a point.
0:59.3	I think they make the kid play with these.
1:01.7	Yeesh, a corn husk doll?
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