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🗓️ 27 June 2018
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Morgan lies awake in bed, unable to sleep. |
0:04.0 | She tosses and turns as quiet murmuring and kissing noises come from the living room, |
0:09.0 | which I think we can all agree are the grossest kinds of noises to family here from afar. |
0:14.0 | Annie, as per usual, has someone over. |
0:23.0 | What happened? |
0:25.0 | Wait, who is he and why is he covered in goo? |
0:28.0 | Sorry, Morgan, I didn't realize you were awake. |
0:31.0 | This is... |
0:36.0 | This is Steve a fanark. |
0:39.0 | Sorry, accidentally knocked us over. I'm a classic clutz. |
0:43.0 | What is this anyhow? |
0:45.0 | Some pure cut brush-bile I'm experimenting with, you didn't get any of your mouth-or- eyes, did you? |
0:49.0 | I don't think so. |
0:51.0 | It should be fine. Just be aware of your body and if it starts to mutate, I'd wash it off really quick. |
0:56.0 | Huh. Be right back. |
1:02.0 | Who is that swim coach guy? No, I haven't seen him in weeks. |
1:05.0 | Way too obsessed with Asian culture, white guy. |
1:07.0 | It's standard guy. That's the only codename I could come up with for him. |
1:11.0 | He doesn't really have any characteristics. |
1:14.0 | What do you mean no characteristics? |
1:16.0 | He's always wearing a nice pair of slacks. |
1:19.0 | His review of every movie is, it was good, but maybe 15 minutes too long. |
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