I'm Floyd Brown. I'm the executive director of Young America's Foundation.

I'm Diana Ho, and I was one of the founders of the Media Division of the American Psychological Association.

My name is Kevin Began for those of you who need an introduction. I am an award-winning journalist.

I've won a local Emmy, but in truth, I'm just a gypsy, tumbling around the globe, chasing truth,

which is, as you know, quick-silver. The more you try to grasp it, the more it slips through your hands.

News, because I am the face of it in Spokane, Washington, is my life, my lover, my mistress, my best friend,

and I will fight to the death to defend it. And with that, I relinquish to you, Mr. Chair.

I'm Chuck Worry, and I'm here to talk to you about catheters.

Describe that man to me again.

Well, I already told him that he was big and ugly, like a monster in the movies.

I mean, these guys aren't really my friends, you know, I barely know their names.

I mean, I know Carlos, but only because of that old song, Carlos, the tickle monster.

Wait, what song is that?

Oh god, I knew he made that up. It did help me remember.

I would rather have sex with someone because they thought I was someone else than not have sex with someone because they thought I was me.

It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.

I like to think of myself as the face of podcasting here in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Well, hi there, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? You feel me?

You want to do a Maple Leaf radio show in a room somewhere. I'm telling you there's no money in that.

There's even less money if you don't activate the audio drops on time.

Hey, my name is Luke Burbank, by the way.

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