Episode 199: Birds in the House
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2021
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Gather round folks, it's time to hear The Amazing JF read from a list of common household groceries. Please have your pen and paper ready for this one! On today's show we find out whether or not DB's got bars, and also I have some notes referring to the following: "what's going on", "weird thing, 2 minutes", and "ether stank". I need to start taking better notes during the show so I remember what to write about in here. Hopefully some of that makes sense or seems interesting, because I'm not sure the 3-D tattooing preview application or the suppressing student loan utilization projects are download-juicers. So strap on a Bottcoola, cause this might be a slog.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff and stuff to you, man. |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'm thinking these would stick in my body to be the face, my congel, go man. |
| 0:18.0 | I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage. |
| 0:23.0 | I told, I still keep drinking it up. |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it, and I need it. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your cake starter subs. |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey, what's up with all of this just sounding exactly alike. |
| 0:43.0 | It's where I got like half the time you guys started the voicemail. |
| 0:47.0 | I'm like, oh, this is mine. |
| 0:50.0 | And in fact, I'm probably going to forget this is mine. |
| 0:54.0 | No one pissed. |
| 0:57.0 | Hey, everybody. Welcome to YKS. |
| 0:59.0 | That's right. It was your voicemail today out there. |
| 1:02.0 | Thank you, everybody. |
| 1:03.0 | Thank you, Vinnie or Steve or Jim. |
| 1:06.0 | You guys all sound alike. |
| 1:07.0 | So thank you guys. |
| 1:08.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:09.0 | Three guys for keeping this show going for about seven years. |
| 1:13.0 | So nice. |
| 1:15.0 | Seven years already. |
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