Episode 198: My Crazy Hat
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2021
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
We've all heard of eggs. Hell, I had two of em this mornin. But I just kept thinkin...what if there was a metal kind that I couldn't eat??? And it was very expensive as well? Blammo! Kickstarter has something to say about that, my friends, and it's "buy this weird product"! Plus we got some great tunes from Mr Baloney, some help rehabbing those nutty Republicans, and a bunch of other stuff I forgot to write down as well. I think the episode was pretty long, and, well, I think that's just great!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake stars over the decent stuff sucked in the man |
| 0:12.0 | Cause I'm thinking decent, stinkin' might find it to be the thing that makes my congel go mad |
| 0:20.4 | Not so bad so bad so good |
| 0:22.0 | Love to keep trickin' that carman |
| 0:24.4 | Love to tough it skin keep trickin' it up |
| 0:27.6 | Cause I love it and I'm needed |
| 0:30.8 | And this is your cake starter substance |
| 0:35.7 | The podcast |
| 0:40.6 | Hey, what else you've up to tomorrow and it was like, August 1, 2015 |
| 0:45.2 | And you've still had all the memories that you knew which next six years were gonna bring |
| 0:49.3 | But being you, you also are too dumb to remember anything specific that was like, you know, a healthy profit or |
| 0:56.2 | Anything, hopefully that you could form people about |
| 0:58.9 | But you just got to kind of sit there with like a fake feeling that this is happening for a second time |
| 1:04.2 | But you can't do anything about it. What would you do? |
| 1:10.1 | Hey, everybody welcome to YKS Mike |
| 1:13.7 | Often the question is asked |
| 1:16.1 | What would Jesus do but rarely do we wonder? |
| 1:20.9 | What would you know two shitheads or two stupid shitheads with no brains and bad emotional intelligence do? |
| 1:29.7 | Well, we couldn't find them to ask them so we'll answer the question |
| 1:35.3 | That's what it would be like. I would go back in time |
| 1:37.5 | And I would be like fuck I was supposed to fucking do something. Yeah. What was it? |
| 1:42.8 | What was it I was supposed to do? I don't know |
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