Episode #1987: I Want To Hug Your Subconscious

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2015

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

A conversation about President Obama's new Facebook page leads Luke and Andrew into a conversation about true happiness and fulfillment in life and what makes for a perfect pair of "tonight pants."

Special thanks to Sara Reinthaler and Thomas Quackenbush for supporting this episode of TBTL.

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0:00.0	Yes, it is daunting, but I did some research on amicable breakups. I visited www.LadiesGoodHealthmag.com
0:08.3	backslash6-relationshipsbackslash867599904 backslash9432m%20.html. Do you know that site?
0:21.0	It's like the human genome project, but instead of mapping DNA, we're trying to make people
0:32.8	stop so hard that they lose their ship. Oh yeah, we're trying to make people real sad on purpose.
0:37.9	Let me just stop you there because if you finish that sentence, I'm going to rub cocaine in your
0:42.1	eyes until you are blind. One thing I have no shame before another mortal. All my chains between
0:48.4	myself and Christ. I never dropped my eyes to another human being. My only advice for you is to
0:54.7	get a grip. It's bad, isn't it? It's not great. Let's blow some tiny mines.
1:03.3	Oh man, I love those intros that I haven't heard before that just really tickle my funny bone
1:10.0	right here at the top of a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too
1:16.8	beautiful to live. It is political correctness to run a moque. It is also that. Hi there,
1:22.8	friendos. My name is Luke Burbank. I am apparently your host. Are you sure? That's what they said on
1:28.2	Ask Jeaves. That's the official search engine of TBTL these days. We've got to really get a new
1:33.2	search engine sponsor. It's episode 1,986 in a collector series. We do not have time for this kind
1:42.8	of stories. Actually, speaking of POTUS, he is a part of our top story. Let the fun begin. Because
1:49.2	the president of the United States, Mr. Barack, the swooper Obama, he has now established a personal
1:57.6	Facebook page. You face. Who are you facing? And we'll tell you what's on there. It's, I'll be
2:06.0	honest. It's, well, I'll just tell you about it when we get to that part of the show, okay? Also,
2:10.0	some art in Italy was cleaned up by the janitorial crew because they thought it was garbage.
2:19.2	When you say garbage art, that's not a pejorative. It's art that was designed to look sort of like
2:24.1	garbage in them. For me, to be able to condo that like my artism is bigger than that.
2:31.6	So we'll tell you about what happened over there with all of that. Let's get in touch with
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