Episode 198: Off with their heads

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2019

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Everyone's stealing this week. Whether it's sand, heads from a tourist attraction or something else, it feels like everyone is at it. Hell in a handcart, we're sure you agree.

In other news, there's chat from Pete about Silk Road, there's chat from our listeners about how not to make a cup of tea, and a poor chap gets in touch about his testicular surgery. In addition to all of this we also get stuck right in to some basement waterproofing chat, so stick around for that.

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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. The I've got a bit in here really loudly.
0:37.0	Oh maybe. I've got a bit of a cold. Terrible mic skill. Sorry about that.
0:41.0	Me too. I've got a cough cough. I've you know that the bit in the offspring pretty
0:45.6	fly for a white guy yeah yeah I'm fairly certainly used to do that do it try now
0:50.8	do you want to give you the right key?
0:53.2	I used to be it to do it. I just can't make that noise anymore.
0:58.3	Ready? We'll try again. Give it to me baby.
1:01.2	He's terrible, isn't it?
1:05.0	It's like the death rattle of some kind of animal.
1:09.0	I can't tell whether I've got like a cheet, like I had a bit of a chest infection
1:12.0	or just didn't have every bloody summer nowadays.
1:14.3	What's the reason for that you think? Lack of moral fibre? Probably the MSG on the Chinese.
1:20.4	Yeah I don't know it just keeps on happening guys but for an
1:24.4	automatic it's problematic but yeah I used to it is because your voice
1:29.2	naturally gets deeper as you get older which I'm I'm loving to be honest because you know voice over work and all that but
1:35.4	but yeah I just can't I just can't shift the idea that something's gone wrong somewhere
1:40.1	do the Luke and Pete do a Luke and Pete show voice over voice Luke and Pete do a Luke and Pete. Show, voice over voice.
1:43.0	Lucan Pete.
1:45.0	Does the job?
1:46.0	They're in a cave.
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