Episode 197: 10,000 hours of solitude

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2019

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

How did it take us until episode 197 to mention that cornflakes were invented by a man on a mission to stop masturbation? Pete claims to have known about it all along, but we're pretty sure it's never been a topic of discussion on LAPS.

Elsewhere, there are more UFO sightings as the phenomena reaches epidemic proportions among our listenership, despite Pete having absolutely none of it. There's also allegations of space fraud, a debunking of the 10,000 hours myth and a quest to find out for certain how many Euans are listening.

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
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0:21.1	Picture this static cars idling engines, angry horns.
0:27.0	Now, picture you, zooming past it all, light and breezy.
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0:45.2	avante west coast feel good travel. Bank. Bank Holiday Vibe!
1:06.0	Bank Holiday Vibe!
1:07.0	Nobody's around.
1:08.0	It's really hard to get a cup of coffee in this place.
1:11.0	No one's going to listen because they ain't going to work. I'm drinking what
1:15.3	could only be described as a Coca-Cola, Energy caller, which has no taurine. Is tauring the enemy now?
1:22.4	Is taurine the enemy now is taurine the enemy within you can only have
1:25.6	caffeine from natural sources it says no taurine so maybe taurines bad according to the
1:32.1	Coca-Cola Corporation.
1:33.4	Annoyingly I went into the Sainsbury's to get us have a little cup of coffee from the
1:36.6	little machine.
1:37.6	No reusable cups available or no cardboard cups no nothing.
1:42.4	It annoys me, Luke, because all of this,
1:45.2	you know, want to use plastic you shouldn't be having
1:46.8	and all this stuff, it's very wasteful, which I agree with.
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