Episode 198: Brief, Chaotic, And Lo-Fi

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

David shows up at Jon’s house. Jon reminisces about Gainesville. David shows off his new sleep machine.

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0:00.0	And the Academy Award for Best Podcast is everything everywhere all it was.
0:09.0	Oh wait, no, hold on. There was a mistake. I actually read it wrong. What's the winner?
0:12.5	Election Profit Maker. Yes. Accepting the award for election profit makers is John Kimball. He's making his way to the stage right now. This is Election Profit Maker's 44th Academy Award.
0:24.7	Now you're on stage.
0:25.6	Okay.
0:26.4	I'd just like to thank the Academy and all the people that worked with me on the podcast.
0:35.0	My co-host, David Reese.
0:37.3	Couldn't be here tonight. Oh, yeah. He's shooting a new movie
0:40.9	on Mars. It's a documentary about the first car on Mars. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good Academy
0:50.8	Yeah, that was good. Well, I wasn't, yeah, I wasn't prepared. Oh, you didn't.
0:54.9	No, I didn't know.
0:55.7	I did not think I was going to win.
0:57.2	Oh, wow, I never thought I would win.
0:58.4	I didn't write anything.
0:59.8	Let's see.
1:00.6	I want to think my agent.
1:03.7	My partner and.
1:06.9	And then they always forget somebody.
1:11.3	Anyway, we all have Oscar Fever over here at Election Profit Makers Headquarters.
1:15.6	And yes, this is Kid Midas reporting live from Election Profit Makers Headquarters.
1:20.8	I'm in North Carolina sharing a microphone with my co-host Academy Award winner John Kimball.
1:26.8	Good to see you. And my laptop fan is going fucking
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