Hello and welcome to part one of a creature double feature episode of We Only Look Thin.

I am your spooktacular host, Catherine Weigoole, and I have lost 140 ghoulish pounds, and with me today is Donald Wigle also why gole why gole also sorry I don't know my own name at

this point also goolishly lost 100 pounds we sound like count Floyd from yeah I know I like I

there was a lot of count Floyd from SCTV back in the day.

That was very spooky. So many things were spooky in the 1980s.

Absolutely. Also, you said this was a creature double feature. Here's a spoiler alert. The real creatures are ourselves.

Oh, skip to the end. Oh, no. Yep. The monsters are always people. Yeah,

they always are. We are doing a two-part series. We like doing two parts, don't we, Donald?

We do. The first part and the second part. I mean, because really, when you think about it,

two parts are twice as good as one. Oh, totally. Saying more about things definitely always wins.

Absolutely.

The second part of anything is usually the best, unless you're talking about movies, which

typically that goes down a notch.

Yeah, although Godfather, too, is really good.

Yeah, I was actually going to talk about the Godfather.

Were you?

Yeah, that was a surprise, but now it's not a surprise.

Well, you didn't have to say you were going to do it.

Now it's, anyway, too bad, too sad.

So hi and hello, and it is a very spooky season, and Halloween is coming.

Yes.

Whether you're in the northern or southern hemisphere, it's happening.

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