Pairs nice. Yes, one of nature's most delectable fruits. Excuse me sir. How much for this? Those are 50 cents

Well, I won't pay full price, so I'll give you a dime if 50 cents buddy. Very well. I'll drop you a quarter. No, okay?

35 cents. I don't have the time for this friggin. Give me the 30

I taught you down. Good barter. There you go. Good barter. All right, Bozo. Thank you

I'm calling a lot of people Bozo now. It's like my new thing

I don't have a sword, but I guess that's an intergalactic space greeting. I mean so

most face brothers. I don't know. Maybe part of it's the fact that you're in a hurry. You've grown up on

instant orange juice, flip a dial, instant entertainment, dial seven digits, instant

communication, turn a key, push a pedal, instant transportation, flash a card, instant

money, shove in a problem, push a few buttons, instant answers. Discmans, floppy

discs and zip drives. These are discs answering machines and tend to power love. You

seem to me to be a pretty righteous own, buddy. I wish you were my grandpa. Dude, can

you brag? Give us the real deal, or we're out of here.

Dolphinately for sharks everybody, it's time for a Wednesday afternoon edition of

T-B-T-L. The show that just might be too beautiful to live. Hi there folks. How's it going out

there in Imaginary Radio Land? Here inside Imaginary Radio Creation Land, it's mellow. I'm going to be

honest with you. Mellow bordering on exhausted. My supervisor, Steve Nelson, has worked into my

yellow lab Rudy once again and and has decided to sleep in the kitchen here in the house in

Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. It's just a rainy, grimy, kind of cruddy northwest fall day,

gotten about four hours of sleep the last two nights, trying to pet myself up with some diet

coke and a couple of cold pieces of dominoes pizza. And I don't know if it's working, but what I do

know is that we are bringing you this episode, 1,964 in a collector series, whether we're ready or not.

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