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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1962: Lettuce Prices For Chicken

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss salads, salad toppings, salad bars, and other salad-related topics. There's also some talk of an app that would let you rate other people. And we discuss the undoing of American Apparel.

Special thanks to Carolyn Froeschl and Michel Hughes for supporting today's episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Where are you from?

0:02.0

We are from Switzerland.

0:04.0

Barry, you know what? We're going to focus on business.

0:06.0

Switzerland, I love Switzerland.

0:08.0

It is one of my favorite countries.

0:10.0

I love your army knives with the toothpicks and your cheese.

0:15.0

Does the cheese come out of the cow with the holes?

0:20.0

Our countries are not enemies. They are friends.

0:24.0

We are friends.

0:26.0

You have been to Switzerland?

0:28.0

But I have a friend who drives a Volvo.

0:36.0

Now I know you're eager to get out there and start slicing up and serving some pizza.

0:39.0

But before we do that, we have some very important things to talk about.

0:42.0

Wow, okay. I will never take movement for granted ever again.

0:47.0

You have a very gentle face and a very erotic physique.

0:53.0

You can't say anything anymore that people don't take up dirty and I'm sorry.

0:56.0

I'm sorry, that disgusts me.

0:58.0

I'm not a little man. Nobody asked you to say anything.

1:02.0

So I'm nervous, but I'm excited at the same time.

1:06.0

So I'm just going to start talking about what I like and hope I get some replies.

1:16.0

Well, let's see here.

1:18.0

Nervous and excited. Yeah, that would kind of describe my feelings.

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