Episode #1957: Stay-At-Home Astronauts

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

On today's TBTL, Luke and Andrew turn to the skies, where the moon is red, Mars has water, and $10,000 worth of weed is falling out of aircraft and crushing doghouses. Also: a recap of yesterday's mixed football action in our weekly No Point Conversion segment.

Special thanks to Michelle Rickman and Mary Donahue for supporting today's TBTL.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Did you know the average person spends a year of his life watching inspirational YouTube
0:05.2	videos without actually making a difference?
0:08.6	The average person will believe what I'm saying because I talk in the cadence that sounds
0:11.9	thought out, infactual, when in the actual, it has no meaning.
0:17.0	It's easy to talk shit about technology and rhyme it with biology.
0:21.6	It sounds like I'm saying something, but really I'm just saying some things.
0:26.8	It's isn't too hard to do.
0:28.9	Simply take a phrase and reverse it, but make sure to do it fast because if you're not
0:32.8	too careful, the phrase might reverse you.
0:36.5	T-B-T-E-L.
0:41.8	DJing is not a profession, it's a hobby, unless you're Rick D's or someone awesome.
0:47.8	Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
0:52.9	You think this is easy for me?
0:55.0	My name is flashed all over the papers, I'll be on TV, national network, do you think
1:00.8	they like it?
1:01.8	Don't like to get everyone's first impressions.
1:03.6	You'd like to jump in.
1:05.6	Anyone?
1:06.6	It's just stupid.
1:08.4	Stupid how?
1:09.4	It's refreshing, yet disclesing to the eye.
1:12.8	I get it.
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