Episode 194: Zoinks!

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2014

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:06.0	Hey guys, Gory Hall.
0:08.0	I talked from Burk fucking, Jr. again.
0:11.0	And just wanted to leave a message about the silliest thing I ever prayed about was when I was a kid and I was raised in a Mormon house.
0:20.0	So, you guys fucking understand it must have been completely insane.
0:25.0	I used all the time, pray, to be let out of my insane religious family.
0:33.0	I would ask God and say, God, these people are insane.
0:38.0	They believe in fucking magic underwear.
0:41.0	They believe in early planets.
0:43.0	They all want to go be dictators of planets.
0:46.0	Let me the fuck out.
0:48.0	And he did.
0:51.0	I'm an atheist and have been since pretty much ever since I was before I held.
0:59.0	Hey, fuckers.
1:00.0	A little thing about the monster logo.
1:04.0	I know it's been a while, but I was looking at it the other day.
1:08.0	Just somebody walked by with a big sweatshirt on and it says, and it looked, you know, the logo.
1:12.0	It looks like three rare of the spikes.
1:15.0	It doesn't look like nine.
1:17.0	It's like fucking railroad spikes.
1:19.0	So, I wouldn't monster be like more geniusy than not.
1:25.0	It's really human.
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