Episode 193: Take It in the Asteroid

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2014

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Bryan Fischer Says Michael Brown Was Possessed By A Homicidal Demon - See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bryan-fischer-says-michael-brown-was-possessed-homicidal-demon#sthash.MzuzfeuU.dpuf Twin Cities Archdiocese sues insurers, saying firms won't pay abuse claims: http://m.startribune.com/local/283863161.html Pope Francis names US priest who hid reports of abuse to be Vatican prosecutor of sex crimes: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/priest-selected-by-pope-to-prosecute-sx-charges-failed-to-report-abuse-complaints/ Mike Huckabee: Abortion Rights Worse Than Nazi Holocaust; Gay Marriage Dooms America - See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/mike-huckabee-abortion-rights-worse-nazi-holocaust-gay-marriage-dooms-america#sthash.hPRwCI3B.dpuf Houston pastor refuses to bury 93-year-old woman who didn’t tithe enough while in a coma: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/houston-pastor-refuses-to-bury-93-year-old-women-who-didnt-tithe-enough-while-in-a-coma/ Former leader of ‘gay cure’ group marries male partner: http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/22/former-leader-of-gay-cure-group-marries-male-partner-4957963/ Creationist Ken Ham: Climate change is Earth ‘settling down’ after God punished sinners with the Flood: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/creationist-ken-ham-climate-change-is-earth-settling-down-after-god-punished-sinners-with-the-flood/ Most White Evangelical Protestants Believe Bible's 'End Times' Cause Natural Disasters: http://www.opposingviews.com/i/religion/christianity/most-white-evangelical-protestants-believe-bibles-end-times-cause-natural-di Sought For Murder, Indian Guru Was “Using His Devotees as a Human Shield” During Massive Siege on Ashram: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2014/11/25/sought-for-murder-indian-guru-was-using-his-devotees-as-a-human-shield-during-massive-siege-on-ashram/ http://dogmadebate.com/fbb/

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock.
0:06.0	What the guys? Shane in North Carolina.
0:09.0	Y'all seem to have an issue with egg nog and I just need to y'all to understand how delicious egg nog is.
0:16.0	I love the warm, creamy creaminess that goes down my throat.
0:20.0	A little bit of rum makes it delicious. It can be cold, it can be warm, it can be hot,
0:26.0	it can have a little nutmeg on it, it's delicious.
0:30.0	Y'all are crazy. First time I've had to disagree with y'all on anything. Glory to all motherfuckers.
0:37.0	Hey guys, this is Tucker from the atheist in the trailer park podcast and you missed a little move on thing about Michael Savage's rant,
0:47.0	which just shows how fucking crazy he is.
0:50.0	The UN Charter specifically prohibits people from countries that have a permanent seat on the security council from becoming president of the UN.
1:02.0	So unless Obama changed the charter of the UN, there is no way in hell he could ever be president of the UN.
1:13.0	And as we all know, according to the right wing nut jobs, the UN absolutely hates America.
1:21.0	So they're certainly not going to change their charter to allow Obama to be president of the UN.
1:30.0	Love the show, keep up the great work.
1:33.0	Be a little bit more subtle.
1:43.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
1:49.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
2:03.0	Recording from glory old studios in Chicago, this is cognitive dissonance.
2:19.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.
2:30.0	It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at this episode.
2:37.0	193, this is the return to normal, Cecil. This is our post skepticon hangover episode.
2:45.0	I think I'm still looking my wounds somewhere.
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