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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1934: Buckle Up For Some Unarticulateness

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's war with phone scammers has escalated. He and Luke discuss that and Burger King's attempt to sell more sandwiches under the auspices of world peace. And we hear a Danish hip-hop song which probably has nothing to do with the Digital Underground.

Special thanks to Robert Garrett and Andy Olson for supporting today's episode of TBTL!

Transcript

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Maybe we should talk about deeds of the case, plan our next move, grab a little chow.

0:05.0

No need.

0:06.0

I brought these.

0:08.0

Nutrition bricks.

0:10.0

I have original no flavor and whole wheat no flavor.

0:16.0

Nutrition bricks sound great.

0:19.0

Or we could grab a little street meat,

0:22.0

kind of a classic steak out food, but whatever.

0:26.0

Huh, meat from the street.

0:30.0

Sounds like a fun treat.

0:33.0

My poet and didn't even know I was rhyming those words.

0:37.0

TVTL!

0:43.0

You blew it.

0:45.0

Super hard.

0:46.0

Complete buffoonery.

0:48.0

It's hilarious and you deserve it.

0:51.0

I'm sorry.

0:52.0

I failed you both as a scary monster and a friend.

0:55.0

I'm a great guest on your show.

0:57.0

And so far you're a great guest online, because your show is tight.

1:00.0

And to the point, solid jokes.

1:02.0

My show is a 45 minute f*** round.

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