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Election Profit Makers

Episode 193: Could Tony Robbins Have Been Elected President?

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jon celebrates the Battle of Myrtle Beach. David ponders hypothetical SOTU word markets.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I want everyone to take a deep, deep inhalation.

0:07.0

Hold it for 120 seconds and then exhale.

0:13.0

Feel the stress of the week, leave your body.

0:17.0

Feel all the numbers with their wisdoms and messages.

0:21.6

Feel those numbers coursing through your blood, your veins, your circulatory system.

0:26.6

As your head feels lighter and lighter like a helium balloon, the little red balloon,

0:33.6

a silent French movie that was shown to children in public libraries across the country in the 1970s, even though when you think back on it, it was kind of a horror movie.

0:44.7

About a zombie balloon chasing a little French boy, pestering him, shadowing him, haunting him.

0:52.6

It was remade years later as the prestige horror drama called It Follows, but this time with people instead of balloons.

1:00.6

My name, as always, this kid might is the original Wave Rider.

1:07.4

And I'm happy to see John on my computer laptop screen.

1:11.0

Hey, David.

1:12.2

Hi.

1:13.3

My stomach is growling.

1:14.7

Can you hear it?

1:15.4

No, but there's a jackhammer outside my apartment.

1:18.8

So, hopefully they'll both sounds will cancel each other out.

1:23.0

Have you not eaten today, John?

1:25.0

I eat an orange and a banana.

1:30.0

An orange and a banana.

1:31.2

Who are you?

1:34.4

Tropicana gym?

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