all right what do we got going on here I'm gonna find 505 first Avenue got the

air conditioning going way way too high in the car but we have to because it's

about a thousand degrees here perfect day for a picnic and we're looking for the

bearded clam oh there he is he looks he looks stressed out what else is new hey

dude are you here for Andrew oh yeah this is an uber pickup for Andrew

Hollywood wall fantastic this is the best uber vehicle I've ever been in this

would not pass any of the various you know tests they have I guess including

I think having 216,000 miles is usually a disqualifier right out of the

gate well where is uber as far as training their drivers to drive with a

microphone in their hand and should we have a conversation about whether or

not you want me to hold the mic or not that's our typical car show it's about

the first ten minutes of most car shows hey buddy how's it going good glad to

be back in the city of love wait what what is Seattle let's see how tonight goes

absolutely I just landed I am I am frenzyed right now I just landed race to

the race to the hotel realize I had about 20 minutes ran across street to the

bar asked them if it would take them long to make some pork skewers for me they

said it would be a matter of minutes I said I'll take that in a beer I ate and

drank about half of them and now here I am full of food full of energy and ready

for a show I'm worried though you and I have it have an hour long podcast to do

in front of people tonight yeah and here I am wasting all of my best material on

this podcast well not to mention that we have to play the intro music at some

point which you haven't given us even one second to consider that how about now

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