Episode 191: The Goldsboro Incident

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

News, Comedy, Politics

4.8 • 720 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jon finally starts watching the Bureau. David makes his last PredictIt trade.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, welcome to election profit makers.
0:08.2	This is Long John Silver.
0:10.1	I got Kid Midas on the line way to the left in Los Angeles, California.
0:21.9	Hi, everybody out there in podcast land.
0:24.5	Yeah.
0:26.6	Hope you've had a great week.
0:29.2	John, let's take a quick break.
0:31.6	I'd like to introduce everyone to a friend of mine, the academic assassin.
0:36.0	He used to be a professional test taker for hire,
0:39.0	but now he uses his skills for good, teaching people how to overcome the toughest standardized tests.
0:44.7	If you are a friend or staring down the barrel of the SAT, ACT, G-MAT, L-SAT, G-R-E, Tofel, or IQ test,
0:52.8	you need the Academic Assassin.
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0:59.0	Sessions are one-on-one and completely personalized.
1:01.7	Send an email describing your unique situation to
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1:08.2	The Academic Assassin, he makes problems go away. John, we did it. We sold an
1:17.7	ad on our very own. We didn't use an ad broker. We really did it. More ads to come, everybody.
1:24.3	Academic assassin. He makes the problems go away because he assassinations the problems.
1:29.0	Our mutual friend John Kay sent me a book called Mathematics.
1:33.7	The first five, or what's it called?
1:36.0	Hold on.
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