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Election Profit Makers

Episode 191: The Goldsboro Incident

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jon finally starts watching the Bureau. David makes his last PredictIt trade.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, welcome to election profit makers.

0:08.2

This is Long John Silver.

0:10.1

I got Kid Midas on the line way to the left in Los Angeles, California.

0:21.9

Hi, everybody out there in podcast land.

0:24.5

Yeah.

0:26.6

Hope you've had a great week.

0:29.2

John, let's take a quick break.

0:31.6

I'd like to introduce everyone to a friend of mine, the academic assassin.

0:36.0

He used to be a professional test taker for hire,

0:39.0

but now he uses his skills for good, teaching people how to overcome the toughest standardized tests.

0:44.7

If you are a friend or staring down the barrel of the SAT, ACT, G-MAT, L-SAT, G-R-E, Tofel, or IQ test,

0:52.8

you need the Academic Assassin.

0:55.5

Academic Assassin at Protonmail.com.

0:59.0

Sessions are one-on-one and completely personalized.

1:01.7

Send an email describing your unique situation to

1:04.6

Academic Assassin at Protonmail.com.

1:08.2

The Academic Assassin, he makes problems go away. John, we did it. We sold an

1:17.7

ad on our very own. We didn't use an ad broker. We really did it. More ads to come, everybody.

1:24.3

Academic assassin. He makes the problems go away because he assassinations the problems.

1:29.0

Our mutual friend John Kay sent me a book called Mathematics.

1:33.7

The first five, or what's it called?

1:36.0

Hold on.

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