Episode 191: Send J.A. Happ To The Sun
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees split their doubleheader last night thanks to the clutch hitting of the Sock Man. JA Happ was a disaster once again in the first game and needs to be promptly sent to the sun. Immediately. Tommy completely mushed Nick Nelson career and all of his aspirations. Angel Hernandez needs to be banished to Siberia. Luke Voit detonated a baseball and Gerrit Cole remains undefeated as a New York Yankee. We dive into some voicemails towards the end and rank some of Brian Cashman’s greatest acquisitions from the current team. The Short Porch is presented by Miller Lite #ItsMillerTime! (Outro Song: Jay-Z ft. Rihanna - Run This Town)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | What's up, what's happening? |
| 0:10.6 | Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch presented by Barcelona Sports and Miller Light. |
| 0:15.7 | As the original Light beer Miller Light has always been there to bring people together through Miller Time, |
| 0:20.4 | but in a world where you always can't be with your people. |
| 0:22.8 | Miller time might be a moment on a Zoom call, |
| 0:24.9 | a quick porch beer with your neighbors, |
| 0:26.8 | or masking up for a socially distant hangout outside. |
| 0:30.0 | During this double-headed today, |
| 0:31.6 | I need a few Miller lights to just get me through the day. |
| 0:34.3 | I mean after that you go up 11 runs to Phillies, you need a few Miller Lights. |
| 0:38.8 | So they were there for me today a little Miller-time and they came through in the second game. |
| 0:42.4 | So I'm having a victory beer right now. |
| 0:44.5 | Miller Light always there for me right. |
| 0:46.2 | So right now enjoying a Miller Light with friends looks a little different but staying connected |
| 0:50.0 | is just as important. |
| 0:51.9 | From online happy hours to social |
| 0:53.3 | distant picnics, every 50-piece puzzle in between |
| 0:57.7 | were enjoying new ways of spending time with our friends. |
| 0:59.8 | Miller Light, great taste with only 96 calories |
| 1:02.4 | and 3.2 carbs. |
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