Episode 190: Aaron Judge Has Entered God Mode

The Short Porch

Barstool Sports

Baseball, Sports

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

The Yankees sweep the Red Sox carried by Aaron Judge who currently the best player in baseball. God wishes he could do this at the plate. We try to figure out what the hell is wrong with James Paxton and why he’s not throwing hard. Mike Tauchman needs to be the everyday left fielder. We grieve the loss of Tommy Kahnle and how the Yankees should handle it moving forward. Nick Nelson is a star however and debuted on Saturday with some filthy stuff. Tanaka and Montgomery made their season debuts. Suzyn Waldman sang the National Anthem for Gerrit Cole and crushed it. Yoenis Cespedes quit the Mets and didn’t tell them. Also, we get to the bottom of what it means to say something is "north of" a number. All this and more on today’s show presented by Miller Lite #ItsMillerTime! (Outro Song: Goo Goo Dolls - The Right Track)

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0:00.0	Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.4	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:08.2	What's up, what's happening?
0:10.5	Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by
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1:07.0	Marty Mush, Tommy smokes, TJ on the ones and twos, boys, Aaron Judge, is, I said he was in God mode
1:16.0	when he hit the home run to make it five in a row early in the game,
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