It's October.

It is October.

Looks like we made it.

So it's October.

Jordan and I watch scary movies all October long.

Good.

Would you like to know what we watched last night?

Yes.

We watched The Witch.

Oh, that movie's terrifying.

Chris, did you tell me, I thought somebody I knew.

Like, I started that movie and I was like, I think Chris Jensen told me not to watch this.

I did tell you not to watch that.

It's horrifying.

And the twist, I mean, I don't care, I'm gonna spoil this.

The twist at the end is made way more scary if you are a person of faith.

Yeah, oh, for sure. Because you think the whole time it's going like, this is a mental illness thing, like, she's just like kind of crazy and thinks she's seeing these things. No, no, the supernatural is real. Yeah. All kinds of bad stuff is going down. Let me tell you, that movie is terrifying. Yeah, I mean, I want to watch it again, to be fair, because I like that kind of scary, but it's terrifying. Jordan likes that kind of scary, too. And honestly, like, I do too, although I'll be honest, I actually did watch a good portion of it under a blanket. Oh, yeah. Like one eyeball out. But I love, okay, Jordan and I, we just have a good time together, and, like, sometimes I had fake spiders under his pillow.

Sure.

So last night...

Did you do something with a goat?

Well, we were laying in bed, and, like, I leaned over, and I was like, good night.

Would you like to live deliciously?

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