Have you ever seen teenage penguins?

No.

I know it's a weird question. Let me show you this.

Is there a difference between like a regular penguin or a teenage penguin?

Yes.

Okay.

Because like, child penguins have all this like brown fur feathers on them.

And then when they're teenagers, it like falls off in patches and so they look

bizarre and they're like half regular penguin but then with all these like weird puberty is hard for

everyone he's like oh my god and there's so many amazing pictures if you just google teenage penguin

there are so many hilarious pictures. Look at this one.

He was just so angry about all this hair.

I was about to say, wouldn't you be?

Yeah. Yeah. Where is my favorite picture though?

This moody, angsty guy is my favorite.

I love him. I love him. There is another one somewhere down here. I looked at hundreds of

these last night. As one does. What made you think of this? I saw a random tweet that was like a video of

like this like brown furred penguin and I know it's not actually fur, but it looks like fur. Yes.

Following around an adult penguin and I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait

a minute, is that what adolescent penguins look like?

And so I googled it.

I googled teenage penguin because that is a much better phrase.

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