We have an amazing relationship. We both have so much in common. We both love soup, and we love the outdoors.

We love snow peas, and talking and not talking.

We could not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about.

Wow!

So many impressive moments. You're active in a fraternity. You've streaked it for baseball games.

You've broken an arm falling off the house. You've even made the wall of shame. I don't feel again.

Do not put that on the imaginary reader show.

What? You don't like Farts? Is that what it is? You're gonna sit there and tell me Farts aren't funny.

So look me in the eye and tell me Farts aren't funny.

I love Farts jokes.

Hey, I learned a lesson here, but I hope you all have too about the vitality of shared experience.

We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives. It was dramatic, it was visual.

It was stupid. It was stupid, but it was also theatre.

Theatre Known as a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Hello there. One in all. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

It's episode 1,908 in a collector's series.

A sort of overcast, slightly misty July day here in Seattle, Washington.

A nice break from the 90 plus degree temperatures that have scorched the Northwest over the last couple of weeks.

So it's the perfect setting for us to bring you all of the interesting content that we've amassed here on this Tuesday, including

the minor league baseball team that has officially apologized for a musical performance by one Corey Feldman.

Now listen, we're going to talk about this, but we're not here to just make fun of the fact that Corey Feldman was dressed in what could only be described as a bedazzled Michael Jackson motif.

We're going to, in fact, honor the fact that Corey Feldman, despite, I don't know what could only be called a handful of fans at a minor league baseball park in a hallway, did not stop him from turning in a truly heartfelt performance in the play of the tape and talk about it also.

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