Episode 190: Snakeoil on a Plane

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2014

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Pat Robertson: Single mother is ‘tempting God’ by not getting married Pat Robertson tells women how to get ‘clean’ after abortions and ‘multiple sex partners’ Christian radio host admits to sexually abusing 11-year-old boy while another man watched Bachmann-Affiliated Law Firm Warns Federal Court Gay Marriage Leads To Man Marrying Animals Skeptical Analysis Foos Babe article -http://skeptic78240.wordpress.com/2014/11/11/food-babe/ Jehovah’s Witness leader complains: Gay people are plotting to put everyone in ‘tight pants’ Scared mother asks ‘Is there a ghost inside my child?’ Bryan Fischer Suggests Ethnic Cleansing Of Native Americans Justified By God (VIDEO):

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:06.0	Hello, I'm Tisu, a lover podcast, or Paul from Australia,
0:10.0	I've got a question about that fat Albert guy and the sperm in me and the coffee.
0:14.0	You think that bloody Starbucks will soon be looking at our office guy?
0:19.0	So I'm wondering why they haven't actually taken some sort of legal action against it.
0:23.0	That's shutting up.
0:25.0	Anyway, love the podcast, keep it up, bye.
0:28.0	Hi, Cécile and Tom, this is Ezney.
0:31.0	The reason that there's a long period of radio silence is because I was referred to on Google Class in a chat, you know, stream as your guys' stalker, and it made me sad.
0:45.0	So I decided that I needed to let some other people leave you messages and harass you.
0:54.0	But I've listened to every show and still the biggest fan there is, and it's apparently a stalker, which is not untrue if you can stalk someone in Chicago, people in Chicago, some Los Angeles.
1:07.0	Anyway, the reason I'm calling is because apparently, although I am grateful that you love David Cross and that you mentioned my email, you did not listen to the attachment to the email in which you would have heard David Cross being even more hilarious and more creative.
1:23.0	And not crazed, but even more un... I guess, politically incorrect.
1:33.0	I get some nervous when I'm reading a message to you guys because I'm like, oh, look out, I'm popping teeth on Tom. So exciting.
1:39.0	And I can't speak. It's so annoying.
1:42.0	Anyway, there's nothing more now that I can think of to say except maybe I will try and get David Cross on your show.
1:49.0	I mean, I probably can. I don't have that kind of juice, but I'm... I'm gonna try.
1:57.0	Greyhaw, yay! Now that I remember Greyhaw, I'll be right.
2:02.0	You know Tom, there's nothing like having a really shitty day and then listening to you go, this is new.
2:10.0	I'm just glad that all back to reality can track my ads off. You guys, keep totally lost. Go to hell.
2:19.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
2:33.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
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