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My name is Kyle and I started listening to your podcast with that Book of Mormon guy.

And when you started talking about Mormon underwear, it was the most horribly offensive,

fopless, cool, mean-spirited, and incredibly fabulous and hysterically funny bit of stuff I've heard in a while.

Keep up the good work, guys. Glory Hall, the Idaho Apostator, out.

Hey guys, my girlfriend is a Christian and she talked me into going to church with her still in the closet, so I can really sit too hard.

Anyway, we went to church and the pastor said something several times, they're service.

He kept talking about Jesus touching people and every time he said it, it made me laugh.

He was talking about sister so-and-so, has been praying for a baby.

And then he said, and Jesus touched her and now she's pregnant.

And I started laughing, I allowed, I couldn't help it.

But then the pastor at one time, he turned around, he looked real sternly from the pulpit.

And he was right at me and he goes, I'm going to tell you something.

You might as well let Jesus touch you because he's going to anyway.

And I did eye-lots that I couldn't help it anymore, I just started laughing.

Anyway, I had to let you know that, thanks a lot for making church bearable for me.

For real.

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