Welcome to election profit makers, a guide to losing money on the 2016 campaign using online prediction markets.

It's November 9th, 2016. This is the 17th episode in our limited podcast series.

Hey, David.

You okay?

Never been better. How are you?

I'm still here.

So that's good.

John, I'm not even kidding, but right before I called you, I got an email alert.

Bill Mitchell started following me on Twitter.

I'm not fucking kidding.

So I know someone who's getting a job in the Trump administration.

That's David Rees Kid Midas.

Superstar poll analysis guy.

Okay.

So for those of you who haven't heard, Donald Trump won the United States presidential election.

He is actually going to be the president of the United States.

He won a lot of states.

I think we should say a couple things. One is, if you are allergic to the sound of men crying,

you should consult a physician before listening to this episode to everyone just needs to hold it together you need to be strong this is really really shocking and bad and we as well as many other media elites and know-at-all

pundits are in a state of absolute dumbfounded humiliation and we need to do the best we can in a bad situation

yeah john how's your portfolio looking this morning i guess we could say that I gained last night.

Yeah.

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