Episode #1895: It Takes A Lot To Make A Clunker

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Stu "The Stu-Bot" Neuman joins Andrew to talk about the latest bit of brilliance from Stephen Colbert, who took over a cable access talk show in remote Michigan. Plus, the origins of a joke about ping pong balls, an awkward interview with an angry football coach, and a movie trivia game like no other.

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0:00.0	There is something about the soul of a cat.
0:03.0	There is something intrinsically secretive about a cat,
0:07.0	almost touching on the borderline of being seductive.
0:10.0	Just like 16-year-old boys that try to go find dates.
0:13.0	And that's what he's thinking about.
0:16.0	Loves to be held.
0:18.0	You know, sometimes I say about to people,
0:20.0	you know, there's a stare about this guy.
0:22.0	Glassy stare.
0:24.0	A lot of people get scared by that look.
0:26.0	I love the way they look.
0:27.0	They're very affectionate.
0:29.0	And they're smaller than horses.
0:31.0	We have the cat.
0:33.0	When I lie down with it,
0:35.0	I kind of have that fantasy that I lie down
0:38.0	with the tiger or the lion.
0:40.0	But for somebody else,
0:42.0	it may be another thing.
0:44.0	TVTL!
0:50.0	Love it or hate it,
0:51.0	it appears to be another irreversible step
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