I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all.

I mean, it was just stress and blackberries and sleeping pills.

I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.

You know, you can really get trapped in that web of

beepers, zeniths, televisions, and walkmans,

diskmans, and floppy disks, and zip drives.

These are disks, answering machines, and Nintendo powered love.

Wow, you know so much about technology.

T-B-T-L!

Oh, I know this. This violates every Canon of respectable broadcasting.

You come out. You say hello. You start the show. Here's the show.

Slow down with your talking. Don't make it an interview.

Talk to me like you're personal.

I'm really just observing, so just pretend I'm not here.

That's certainly what I'll be doing.

I'm gonna make your work for your dollars. Say something with that great radio voice.

All right, how about this?

Hey everybody, welcome to T-B-T-L. This right here.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard.

I can't believe you're still on the air.

Get in line.

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