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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1850: Ain't No Follow Back Girl

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2015

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a new hero. His name is Carl, and he punched a bear. And if you don't believe Carl, you can ask his friend, John. ALSO! Luke and Andrew help solve a listener's personal problem, and a teenage witch enters Andrew's life.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay guys. Yeah, let's take a moment right now. Yeah, we'll take a quick moment and then we'll move on. No, let's take a full moment in silence

0:07.6

Sure, can we? Moments usually silence so moment starts when you shut up

0:12.1

And do we close our eyes? I don't think you need to. It's not really a prayer because more a moment

0:23.0

Well, I just wanted to say a friendly hello in an unfriendly way

0:27.0

Hello, listen, please, please, please if anybody doesn't know the difference between a balance and a jibbo

0:32.3

I really need you to leave the most boring

0:35.5

Growning monotonous broadcast you can possibly imagine

0:41.0

I think we're pretty heavy on the bad news right now

0:43.2

So maybe just sprinkle in some positive a spoonful of sugar and such are you out of your mind?

0:48.3

You're putting your entire future in the hands of the man who put radio on the internet

0:57.0

Hey, everybody welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL this right here my friends

1:04.0

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live the vibes will be the illest and the jams

1:10.7

Narra dick. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host

1:15.2

Let's see. What is my

1:18.6

What is my dietary

1:21.2

Situation been over the last 24 hours since we last joined you here

1:26.3

I had some soup

1:29.1

I this is the part of the show where I just sort of sight food that I've eaten I

1:32.9

Last night started off a pretty good. We were debating ordering some pizza as we watched the marinara game. I managed to

1:40.7

Exercise good judgment and skip that plan, but instead opted to eat

1:45.7

Basically two servings of Italian wedding soup that we had frozen in the freezer

1:52.0

Then after that I decided to eat two servings of gelato ice cream. I was keeping it very Italian last night

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