Hey buddy, you're doing good. I feel I'm so much more relaxed. Thank you, Helen. I just feel like I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready

to party. You win the best of them. I'm gonna go down to the river. Wow, it looks like somebody's really relaxing now.

T-B-T-L!

That guy's dumbin' in the bag with hammers. I have the bottom of a frozen lake.

Here's some advice I gave to the girls in my dance troupe that the dance told you to drop tournament.

That advice was dance. Dance.

And dance.

These are Dave lyrics.

Dave?

Dave Matthews, hardcore fans, Colin Dave.

Oh, excuse me for being alive in the 90s and having two ears connected to a heart.

You should be thanking me, buying me carrots and whiskey.

No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.

Oh, well, hello there everybody. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L this right here.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It is political correctness to run a moke.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

You know, I read an article in the New York Times this morning about

Jeb Bush losing a bunch of weight because he's on paleo now.

And I gotta tell you something, homie looks good.

And so as I was reading about him eschewing all of the carb laden food on the campaign trail,

I made a decision. I was like, if Jeb friggin' bush can do it, I can do it.

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