That's a lot better.

Last night, I watched a hour-long documentary about the Costa Concordia sinking.

Do you guys remember this?

This happened like 2012. It was a cruise line.

Was it that the cruise ship? Yes.

I vaguely remember this, but for some reason I remember it as like a lot of people got

like botulism at the buffet line or something.

And we're lost at sea for like several months but that's just my own brain revising it I'm sure.

That is definitely a Tom Sexton revision because what actually happened and I shouldn't be laughing at this

it's extremely morbid but what actually happened was it was a

cruise line that was selling around the Mediterranean and the captain was like some

Italian drunk who went up into like a cove off the coast of

Italy and just ran into the sea bed and it tore a massive hole in the bottom of the ship.

And so the captain panicked and fled the ship, like just got it in a lifeboat.

I remember that now.

That's the one.

People were like okay, right?

Like there like 30 people died. It was like, and there's all this harrowing footage of people

trying to get on the lifeboats, and it reminded me kind of of the COVID vaccine rollout

because there really is footage of like people lining up to get

on the lifeboats and like middle-aged you know men and women like shoving children

aside to get on the lifeboats and people

...