Episode 183: John Little Hates Seatbelts

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All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2019

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

John Little joins us on this episode. We start out by expressing sadness about the passing of Brody Stevens. We share some memories and stories about him. Later, we discuss a junior college football coach, who takes his job VERY seriously. A man is almost arrested for using a colloquialism. John expresses how much he HATES being told to wear a seatbelt and forcefully expresses his support of the US of A. Does it get a little weird? Yeah, maybe. Listen and judge for yourself.

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0:00.0	Danish and O'Neill.
0:07.0	O'Neill.
0:10.0	Yeah. I was Danish.
0:17.0	I was so near.
0:19.0	So I can tell you how they both feel
0:28.0	It's a free podcast
0:30.0	So it's a fucking good deal.
0:35.0	They call it a Danish.
0:39.0	Danish and colonial.
0:41.0	Danish. Oh, near. Gator Shannonil. Gaye Shannonil.
0:47.0	Gaye in Shannonil.
0:48.0	Gay in Shannoni.
0:50.0	Gator Shonyl. Shannon.
0:54.0	Gated Shannon.
0:57.0	Gator Shannon.
0:58.0	Gator Shandonil. When I said let's give it up let's get enthusiastic let's get down with the program
1:17.8	Well he's telling you what you need to do
1:20.8	Yeah, get down with the program everybody and that program is the Danish and O'Neill podcast
1:25.2	coming at you right in your fucking face.
1:28.7	Here tonight special guest, last week we said, uh, I was a guest you never heard heard but there was a rescheduling not that this is
1:36.0	Any sort of second prize just a scheduling change up this is jumping
1:40.6	John Little make no mistake about it, kids.
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