Episode 182: Garage Tiger and Laundry Lion
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2019
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
On today's episode, we tackle a lot of interesting topics. There are two mountain lion related stories. One is a follow-up of the man who killed a mountain lion with his bare hands. The other is about a couple who received quite the scare. There's also a garage tiger in Houston, Texas. A woman married a zombie doll, and we discuss their nuptials. Danish does a few quick book reviews. A spicy real estate listing in Eleanor Kerrigan's home state is analyzed. There's a little something for everyone. Oh, and there's plenty of Dassman and Bill Cosby talk. Oh yeah.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody I'm here to say the Danish and know Neil can make a day I said |
| 0:05.4 | dance the truth it's no lies so jump along the ride don't feel shin' ties clap your |
| 0:09.9 | hands snump your feet and don't forget to say, hey, what a be? |
| 0:13.0 | Me a beach pony that's true and blue. |
| 0:15.0 | E-22, we're still coming for you. |
| 0:17.0 | So raise your hands, put in the air. |
| 0:19.0 | You know we hold it down like cigars here. |
| 0:21.0 | At the parlor, at the bay, or in the sa's hair at the palm or at the bay or in the sauna at the YMCA. |
| 0:25.6 | Energy like I'm kill man, but please don't make me kill man. |
| 0:29.4 | Don't make me call up GSP. |
| 0:31.4 | Don't make me call of Lickin Maybe. Don't make me call of Nick and Amy, don't make me call the Das man, they're gonna find |
| 0:36.2 | you in trash cans, right outside of the Minute Clinic. |
| 0:39.4 | The show starts and you also sit and listen. |
| 0:41.6 | You touch my dick. |
| 0:44.0 | Jimmel, come on, now you just grab my stuff and you know that. |
| 0:48.0 | He does know it. |
| 0:50.0 | It never gets old, a thing to him |
| 0:52.0 | accused to be kippel of touching his. It never gets old. The thing to him, Fucking, Kimble, |
| 0:54.0 | of touching his stuffing. |
| 0:55.0 | Grabbing his stuffing, you know that. |
| 0:58.0 | What if somebody pulled that clip and it literally just took Kimball's career out? |
| 1:01.0 | Tanked out, ABC, took them all Disney, everybody down. |
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