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Election Profit Makers

Episode 182: If There’s A Bustle In Your Hedgerow

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Jon and David discuss the Twitter Files and UNC’s disastrous weekend.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Our young men are taught that weakness and strength, that delicacy is desirable, and that being a soft metrosexual is more valuable than training the mind, body, and soul.

0:09.0

Social media has weakened us, siphoning our men of their will to fight, to rise in a noble manner, square their jaws and charge once more into the breach of life to defend what they love.

0:19.0

So in this precipice of disaster, I asked the young men of this nation to question.

0:23.6

Will you sit behind a screen while the story tales of your forefathers become myth?

0:27.6

Or will you stand resolute against the dying light of America's golden age?

0:31.6

Will you reclaim your masculinity?

0:33.6

Will you become a man to be feared, to be respected, to be looked up to? Or will you let this

0:38.9

nation's next generation be its final generation? Wise words from our spiritual co-host, Madison

0:46.6

Cawthorne, as he prepares to end his congressional career covered in glory. He took some time to speak

0:52.9

some harsh truths on the floor of the United States

0:55.7

House. Thank you, Representative Cawthorne. You have served with honor. We look up to you mentally,

1:01.0

spiritually, and physically. We admire you. And the story tales of our forefathers will not become

1:06.6

myths as long as your name is upon our lips. Madison Cawthorne. Your name hangs succulent upon my

1:13.9

lips. Madison Cawthorn. Say it with me, John. Madison Cawthorne. Madison Cawthorne. Madison Cawthorne. This is a Madison Cawthorn ASMR fan podcast.

1:31.4

We want to keep his name upon our lips so that the story tales of our forefathers never received.

1:36.3

Madison Cawthorne.

1:40.4

Representative Madison Cawthorne, a true dangerous, respectable man, a dangerous man, a non-metrosexual,

1:52.3

Madison Cawthorn.

1:55.5

Madison Cawthorn.

2:00.0

And now I'm going to scrape my microphone.

2:05.3

Madison Cawthorne.

2:07.6

And John is wiping his beard bristle on his microphone.

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