Episode #1814: Y'All Start Eatin' Cars

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Andrew and Luke weigh in on the "Blurred Lines" lawsuit and apply it to their own lives. They also try to untangle their feelings about El Ropo, performance anxiety, and the art of the two-minute promo.

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0:00.0	Hey, welcome to my show everybody, I know you did pay $100, but here, here's $100 back to you and 10%, so $10 for you.
0:12.3	Enjoy my show and after my show, I shall live in Courtsports Boxhouse on the street because I do not understand financials and I am poverty, so enjoy my show, boom, tap, boom, tap, boom, tap, boom.
0:25.5	TVTL!
0:31.5	Du bist hier zu make friends, making friends is the name of this show.
0:34.5	Ich bin mit Wohl, jetzt, und zu Anger-Unicorns.
0:39.5	Wenn ich in Anger-Unicorns bin, ich bin nicht anger.
0:41.5	Du bist mit zwei von unseren Untergrads in der Dorm-Rum.
0:44.5	Und was ist ein Dorm-Rum?
0:46.5	Oh, es ist der Student-Sleep.
0:47.5	Oh, ein Ruhn-Scher.
0:48.5	Oh, ich mag das.
0:50.5	Und du bist mit dem in der Dining Hall.
0:52.5	Und das ist die Kassertorien.
0:54.5	Guten Tag und herzlich willkommen zu Judgement City.
0:57.5	Du bist einfach eine kleine little Journey.
0:59.5	So, für jetzt, relax und enjoy the ride.
1:07.5	Hey there, everybody, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show
1:13.5	that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:16.5	A beautifully wrapped, glossy, sweet smelling show.
1:21.5	Mein Name ist Luke Burbank.
1:23.5	Ich bin Your host, weighing in at 190, 2 lb.
1:28.5	Ich denke, ich bin ein bisschen addicted
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