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🗓️ 5 February 2018
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0:00.0 | That's the thing. I got really mad about this during the state of the union when Trump alludes to |
0:06.8 | fucking technical schools. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We got this huge bipartisan ovation. This is |
0:13.3 | all my solvers caucus. Every fucking member of the upper crust, uh, who at least has to gesture |
0:21.2 | towards some kind of policy that's going to help the unwashed rubs. Thinks that technical |
0:28.7 | colleges are some kind of magic bullet because, oh, well, these people are too dumb to go to |
0:34.1 | people college. So we can just train them to be horse hair ears or cobblers or whatever the |
0:40.1 | fuck a technical college does. And then we go to the fucking response to it and it's in a fucking |
0:46.0 | way. You're right. College. They all get off on this shit. Yeah. So, uh, it's micropulse shit. |
0:51.9 | I'm I'm against skills. Okay. I'm against learning a skill. Stop learning skills. |
0:59.3 | Go going back to immigrant. That's immigration. That's 100% immigration. Uh, depressed. Uh, okay. |
1:04.7 | Put give of rons wants and sitting down. Uh, uh, pull up, uh, pull up a chair, |
1:10.4 | bucko, because I'm going to give you some tough love. First of all, clean up your mother |
1:14.1 | bitching room. You're not going to be pounding any pun with with a bag of cheetos on the floor. |
1:19.5 | Next step. Okay. Feeling better about yourself? Well, you should be because you're |
1:22.8 | fucking worth it. Gif of rons wants and giving a thumbs up. Uh, get in roll in a fucking trade |
1:28.9 | school. Oh, well, uh, unless your name is Elon Musk, you're not going to be inventing jack shit |
1:34.0 | fucker. So why don't you learn a fucking trade and, uh, guess what? You may actually like it. |
1:40.4 | Gif of rons wants to smiling. Uh, that is like weird stuff like always pour yourself the bourbon |
1:46.6 | last. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, if the quote that Winston Churchill never said, it's like, in times |
1:54.1 | of strife, we must remember beer. Uh, and then, and then something just very alarming. |
2:01.1 | Like, remember guys video record all every time you talk to him, we recorded on video. |
2:06.7 | They love to lie. I'm serious. You know what the other thing is? It's like black people |
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