Episode #1800: Joe Biden, HR Liability

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2015

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss Joe Biden's problem with touching people, and end up roll-playing an HR conversation that might be the best or worst thing to ever happen on TBTL.

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0:00.0	Say it doesn't mind me. How did you get that kids darn fast?
0:03.4	Well, this whole thing is just who knows who then over here you have favoritism.
0:10.2	Yeah, Ed has a friend at one of the Asian cities.
0:12.8	Me and Darwin end up on a kind of someone wrong with my semen and they said we had to wait five years for healthy white baby.
0:18.4	I said, healthy white baby, five years. Okay, what else you got?
0:22.2	Said they got two Koreans and Nick were born with his heart on the outside.
0:26.2	It's crazy world.
0:28.7	T-B-T-L.
0:34.1	Now, if you haven't heard of these young men, then you must be the wrong age because they're rock and roll special.
0:41.2	What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
0:45.8	Breakfast. Family.
0:48.4	Family, right?
0:50.3	I thought you meant the things you need.
0:51.8	Sex, money, power, fire, choking, being dragged behind a speedboat.
0:56.4	It's all the same thing.
0:57.8	Why do you think this is cool?
0:59.5	Why is drinking alcohol cool?
1:01.5	Well, why is riding on a motorcycle cool?
1:03.0	Why is wearing SPF of less than 10 at the beach cool?
1:05.5	Healthy, that is cool.
1:06.4	Because it's dangerous.
1:07.7	You scare me. You're an alcoholic.
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