Episode 18: The John Miller Program w/Phil Perrier #18
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4.3 • 564 Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2024
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
This time on the JMP John and Phil chat with one of the funniest humans on the planet, Truett S. Beasley Jr., aka Killer Beaz. A regular on the show Moonshiners and on stage at The Grand Ol Opry in Nashville, Beaz brings the funny, talking about his life in comedy and making moonshine and bringing his flame thrower to church. (Really!) Don't miss it! Of course, we have Christmas music,
Heavy Metal Christmas-Joe Satriani
Christmas Time Is Here-Steve Vai
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! -Dean Martin
Up in Smoke-Cheech and Chong
Living Hell-The Misfits
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| 0:00.0 | This is Renegade Talk Radio. |
| 0:04.4 | Renegate Talk Radio. |
| 0:06.4 | From the high desert, you're listening to the Bart Shell Show, humoring crackpots and conspiracy nuts west of the Rockies. |
| 0:14.0 | Welcome back. |
| 0:14.5 | We have a caller on line one. |
| 0:15.6 | Go ahead, call her. |
| 0:16.6 | Oh, hey, yeah, I'm Rick, and I keep getting abducted by a UFO, and my girlfriend is a ghost, and I think my mom might be Bigfoot. |
| 0:26.0 | Really? Rick, Rick, Rick, I'm glad you call this all. This all seems plausible. |
| 0:29.8 | It does? |
| 0:30.7 | Yes, you seem quite rational. |
| 0:33.2 | Well, that's not what the people at the clinic can tell you. |
| 0:35.4 | No, no, no, Rick, Rick, Rick, so you keep getting abducted by UFOs. Tell me about that. No, not UFOs. Just one UFO keeps abducting me. I memorized the license number, though. And the weird bird is the aliens are gray Nordics, but they talk like short uglies. Hmm, Rick, Rick, hold the line. We've got another caller. Go ahead, call her. |
| 0:54.9 | This is Claire. |
| 0:56.5 | Bart, you can't be serious. |
| 1:08.7 | Some moron calls and says he's being abducted by UFOs and he's dating a ghost and all this stuff. And you believe it? Claire, Claire? Oh, we lost you, Claire. Sorry. We've got another caller. Go ahead. Hey man, this is Jimmy. |
| 1:11.5 | Uh, uh, I got the ghost of Dale Earnhardt. |
| 1:13.8 | He keeps, he keeps taking my Fierro out at night. |
| 1:14.8 | You, you know, Jimmy, |
| 1:11.5 | I'm sorry, go ahead. Hey man, this is Jimmy. Uh, uh, I got the ghost of Dale Earnhardt. |
| 1:28.7 | He keeps, he keeps taking my Fiero out at night. You know, Jimmy, oddly, I've had quite a few nest car-related Fiero possessions lately. Wait, wait a minute, we've got another caller. Hold the line. Jimmy, go ahead, caller. Hey, Bart, this is Julius Caesar, and I just drank a bunch of paint thinner. and I've got monkeys living in my walls. |
| 1:28.7 | Yes, Mr. C. Now, these monkeys, are they long-haired monkeys, or are they Julius Caesar and I just drank a bunch of paint thinner. And I've got monkeys living in my walls. |
| 1:29.6 | Yes, Mr. Steve. |
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