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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1797: Fifty Shades of Vern

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew work the President's Day Holiday and end up discussing "50 Shades of Grey", Fake Blind Twins in New Jersey, and Popeye's Fried Chicken.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm going to play Jerry's Choice.

0:03.0

Ooh, that's right.

0:05.0

And I'm going to sing along.

0:07.0

And I'm going to maintain eye contact the whole time.

0:10.0

I guess what?

0:11.0

I don't know the words.

0:13.0

Harry Truman was the guy, America, Red China,

0:16.0

all the countries, all the people, everyone is fun.

0:19.0

Joe Montana, Ema Kelly, and I have to buy new toaster.

0:22.0

This is awesome.

0:23.0

You're so stupid, jumping up and down.

0:26.0

Woo!

0:27.0

Oh, I got an on repeat.

0:28.0

Amana, do you want to hear it again?

0:29.0

Or do you want to talk?

0:30.0

No?

0:31.0

Okay, next verse.

0:32.0

Ready, groove, rock, some pants,

0:34.0

Oprah has a turtle farm,

0:35.0

Peter, Piper, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe,

0:37.0

Bupi, Daddy, A to Squirrel.

0:38.0

Stop it!

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