Episode #1795: Knee Deep in The Winwood
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2015
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew try to decide if being gay, vegan, female, or atheist are bigger impediments to becoming President, and offend just about everyone in the process.
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| 0:00.0 | This is it. I don't get any point for you for this. I won't be able to love you anymore. |
| 0:07.0 | You won't be able to love me anymore. That's it. |
| 0:10.0 | I'll only be able to love my mom. |
| 0:13.0 | That's it. After all those special times we've had together. |
| 0:16.0 | After all those bedtime stories. After all those times I've picked you up and thrown you in the air. |
| 0:20.0 | And after all those times I've flown you all over the house. |
| 0:23.0 | And after all those songs we sung together and all those dances that we danced together, |
| 0:28.0 | you won't love me anymore because I'm not going to buy you any my little ponies. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, only mommy. |
| 0:33.0 | Only mommy. You're only going to love mommy. |
| 0:35.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:37.0 | You're making me sad. |
| 0:39.0 | That's why I only like mommy now. |
| 0:42.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:48.0 | Oh, that's hell of a beautiful house! |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, that's magical, though! |
| 0:53.0 | That's so split. |
| 0:54.0 | Honestly, really the happiest place on earth though. |
| 0:57.0 | I'm an up-to-sman, so I'll try to be oblique. |
| 0:59.0 | Let's get one thing straight. I'm the funny guy around here. |
| 1:02.0 | All you're doing is smoking pot in the forest and a flannel shirt and a hipster beard. |
| 1:06.0 | Look at that bony bear! |
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