Episode #1793: Guy Fieri Sound Bath

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2015

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Jon Stewart steps down, Bryan Williams is suspended, and Andrew shares the story of the childhood pet he hated, a bird named "Oops".

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0:00.0	Dude, listen, you've got to do something different with the show.
0:04.0	Don't give us the TBTL2.
0:08.0	That's too many teas, too. Too many twos.
0:12.0	Come up with something that we haven't heard before.
0:16.0	We don't want to hear you and your buddy talk.
0:19.0	We don't need that.
0:21.0	No, we've already heard 30-year-olds talk, you know, on the bus.
0:26.0	About all these same things. Don't give us that. That's not where it's going.
0:30.0	I'm telling you.
0:33.0	So, get a clue, dude. I got that.
0:38.0	Okay, let's hear something different.
0:40.0	TBTL!
0:46.0	What in the hell's diversity?
0:49.0	Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship
0:54.0	that was used during the Civil War era.
0:57.0	So, I thought that maybe you could think about next Thursday night if that's good for you.
1:02.0	I can get tickets to nonsense, because I really want to see that before I die.
1:08.0	It's their nuns in the sing, and there's a lot of improv.
1:12.0	In the shame that this kind of thing has come up.
1:15.0	What the Bible calls is an abomination.
1:18.0	We have alcohol and we've got explosives. Let me show you how great we are.
1:25.0	Well, hey there, folks. Welcome, everybody.
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