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Election Profit Makers

Episode 179: Voice Memos From A Pizza Hut(?) Employee

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

N.C. meetup in a couple weeks! Listen for info.

Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Exciting news. There will be an election profit makers meetup in Carborough, North Carolina on Wednesday, November 30th. Please join us at Steel String Brewery from 6 to 8 p.m. The address is 106 South Greensboro Street. We look forward to seeing you there. And now, it is with a heavy heart that we present the ramblings of a Florida pizza parlorona owner. Enjoy.

0:22.3

David, I have an idea. You're going to love it. So over the next couple days,

0:29.3

every time I think it's something to say, I'm just going to pick up the phone and make you a voice

0:34.2

memo. And then all you have to do is just string them together into the satchel

0:41.3

podcast for the week you're taking off, right? People are going to go crazy. They're going to go

0:46.2

wild and nuts. They're going to be like, they said there wasn't a podcast. How has this shown up in

0:51.3

my feed? What is this wonderful thing? And then they're going to be like, oh, this is just like all the crazy voice memo, Satchel decides to send in a two-day period or whatever, right?

1:04.8

So then you can still get all your ad dollars, right people still start sending you money because you

1:15.0

haven't quit the podcast and they still have something to listen to and then um yeah it's everybody's

1:23.5

happy okay so gator Football Update.

1:34.2

We played the University of South Carolina, and we were just played really good, man.

1:35.0

We just beat them.

1:41.4

We just waft them, you know, to the point where in the fourth quarter, we had our second string going in and seniors that hadn't played going in

1:44.7

and it was just super exciting right so great game for the gators had a barbecue uh at my mom's because

1:51.8

she had just come back from a trip to ashville with her friends and she didn't really feel like cooking

1:57.2

so we just picked up some barbecue actually they featured satchel's pizza on

2:02.9

cc network uh in the c c eat segment they had gone night before on friday night had our pizza i

2:09.2

didn't even know taking some pictures we had a bluegrass band boom watching the game boom satchel's pizza

2:16.1

um then of my texts are just blowing up, right?

2:19.2

Then later, I'm like, oh, I wonder what's going on with UNC.

2:22.6

That's North Carolina.

2:23.5

That's the John Campbell's team.

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