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Episode 178 - Government Nutdown (1/22/18)

Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

News

4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Due to the government shutdown Amber and Matt have been furloughed so Will, Felix and Virgil take the show in a strange new direction...topics include: the government shutdown, Trump voter letters to the NYT, Smokey the Bear: Hot or Not?, What "the economy is good" means in regards to Americans' actual lives, Chelsea Manning at Freedom Night, the right wing musical stylings of Milk n Cook and Mark Steyn's Putty Tat song. We also give our congrats to this weekend's winning NFL teams.

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0:00.0

Rock

0:30.0

I would love to become like a big celebrity in France like Jerry Lewis or something like that because they get they get they understand comedy yeah real geniuses like Jerry Lewis

0:44.4

Three Stooges Casper Houser. Uh, Mr. Mr. Uloh Mr. Uloh

0:49.2

Monsieur Uloh

0:50.4

Basically all the guys you see women talk about how they want to fuck on your timeline. Those are all the biggest comedic stars in France

0:57.6

Mr. Bean Mr. Magoo the cat from the Paula Abdul video

1:04.0

They're all MCS cat cat MCS cat cat. They're all comedic celebrities in France. Uh the noise the noise

1:12.4

Well the noise is sort of like he's sort of like a dark anti hero in France

1:16.8

Every girl's DM is talking about how they want to fuck the noise and huckleberry hound. Yeah

1:21.9

Guys guys DM you look beautiful pimp I would love I would love to uh I would love to do hot yoga with you this weekend

1:28.4

Me you plus bickering me equals great time girls DM. I want to be fucked sideways by

1:35.2

Three surviving members of Monty Python and a Chinese dragon costume

1:42.5

And the girls DM is just the nation of France

1:46.8

Let's get this drinking bird going. Yeah, so like yeah

1:49.2

Okay, so it's this is this is an original champa lineup never before seen never before happened me Felix and Virgil

1:56.8

Amber and Matt they're furloughed because they're good their federal employees of the federal government

2:00.9

We won't say of which branch, but you know they can't work. Yeah lucky for me the Iranian government not furloughed

2:06.5

They're doing a great job

2:08.8

So now we have a chance to do the the kind of show that we've always wanted to do when the cats are away the mice are going to play

2:15.6

Yeah, yeah, uh we're gonna do the show

2:17.0

We always wanted to do which is a a twitch stream of the drinking bird and those little balls that clack together on a desk

2:25.9

We're fun games like that. Yeah, yeah

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