Episode 176 - Any Port In a Stormy feat. Alex Pareene (1/13/18)

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2018

⏱️ 78 minutes

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We're joined by Alex Pareene of Splinter to discuss Shithole week, and the immigration deal the Democrats were ready to cut. Also, the House passing the extension of the NSA's warrantless surveillance program, the barbaric new work requirements for Medicaid in states like Kentucky, and what would have been the epoch defining scandal of another timeline. In our reading series we pay tribute to the Tarfu Report by dipping into David Brook's latest with Alex. Subscribe to our newsletter for more news, views and nudes: https://chapotraphouse.us17.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=8e5c6079155c6d17d65bb0a32&id=eaf859b922

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0:00.0	My check one two one two guys. Hello, will unfortunately has been kind of paused by his cat today
0:07.0	That's right will made out with his cat Marty. I warned him and it's what white people do
0:11.8	He's still here. He's just out of commission, but we're gonna go ahead as as promised
0:16.8	We have Alex Perine here. Hello
0:20.0	And we're gonna talk about him a gruff the crime dog can get it
0:24.5	I'm still here. I'm still alive just you know a little a little bit low energy
0:29.1	But we might as well start off the episode Felix has already introduced our guest for the week
0:33.2	It's returning champion Alex Perine of splinter. Hello. Hello. What's going on?
0:39.1	Well
0:41.1	RIP to Hawaii
0:43.1	Prurs up to Hawaii. Yeah to the fan of ours who did this as an epic prank
0:47.4	Not funny. It was it was in their defense
0:51.0	They were trying to do one of those positive social experiments where it would be an amber alert
0:55.1	It would be like alert your beautiful smile
0:57.3	Your worth it and they were like oh no, I didn't take off the nuke template. Oh fuck everyone's mad at me
1:04.2	Once again shout out to our fan Tommy Lee Jones from the film under siege
1:09.8	And the best part of this is that you get to pick
1:13.0	Over what this is false flag to cover for pizza gates
1:17.9	Russia
1:19.3	And impending a crack on North Korea any any flavor of of paranoia can be stated by this action so congratulations
1:27.0	Well Donald Trump's plan to introduce ludicrates the US military could not have done
1:35.0	Yeah, why is still here will still we're still here. I'm still here most importantly of all after a nasty stomach virus
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