Oh, to take pause. Thank you. Do we have anyone else reading for Hamlet?

Uh, one more. Get on with it. Thanks.

Back off. Easy.

Back up. All right. I'm not from here. I'm from a goddamn prison colony.

So unless you want a little bit away, just got I'm sorry.

What scene are you doing? This is from Crocodile Dundee 4.

The new class. It's an original script. And are you even a student here?

Uh, not technically sir. No, but I will do anything to be a star.

You are a very bad actor and we would never use you in a production.

While most young boys dream of the environment, police, football players.

Oh, this little fella ever wanted was to be heard of the radio.

Luke is hardly public radio. This is like actual like public radio.

So that is where the public has a component in it. It's not just Luke Burbank talking.

I'd be on the bathroom, Pepe and he'd be standing right there, Pepe.

It was hilarious and we were both Pepe and at the same time.

It's fun. This is the part where I'm supposed to do the whole intro thingy.

But you know all that already. All right, let's get to the good stuff.

Which starts right at this very moment everybody.

Hi there, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Oh yeah. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I feel warm and I'm levitating.

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