I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all.

I mean, it was just stress and blackberries and sleeping pills.

I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.

Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the blackberry and the latte.

You know, you can really get trapped in that web of beepers,

zeniths, televisions, walkmans, discmans, floppy discs and zip drives.

These are discs answering machines and tend to power glove.

Wow, you know so much about technology.

T-B-T-L!

So if somebody says, hey, how you doing?

You just go, what up, you got it?

What up, y'all?

So you keep putting extras on it.

You don't follow instructions.

Not people, weird names nowadays.

Cheney, Shakira, Reef, Pax.

I rest in a man lady who is legally named f***.

I think he's being amazes with a pH,

but still pretty shocking to see on the license.

What are the devil's cheese and sausage?

Am I hallucinating here?

Just what in the hell do you think you are doing?

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