Pure hydration for your thirsty mind. The soul is parched, but here come Kid Midas and Long John Silver, carrying, oh, what's that? Two huge buckets of liquid knowledge? Refreshing clean mountain spring catchphrases and jokes.

To slake your thirst!

You've been traveling through the desert of political podcasting for too long, my friend,

hallucinating oases and pools of water with every turn of your scraggly head.

But now you see over the horizon two figures looming before you, advancing slowly, steadily,

with the swagger of proven winners in podcast world.

That's right.

It's those, it's those...

Fuck, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

It's, it's those bloviating Bedouins, Kid Midas the original Camel Rider, and Long John's silver teapot where liquid comes out of it from it.

And the oasis that you've stumbled upon is a little-known spot called Election Profit Makers.

It's a love shack where we can get together, speaking and listening to words of wisdom from time gone by.

Yesterday's knowledge for today's context.

The best of both worlds, past, present, and future.

That's three worlds and one, my friend.

It's called a triple-decker.

And you might as well be Dagwood,

because you're about to take a huge, juicy, greasy,

chomp right out of this midnight sandwich.

My name is Kid Miners, the original way, brother. And I'm

joined on the live. I love you. Hey, David. Hi. Hey, what am I supposed to say after all that?

What a great introduction, you know? Thanks. I still have all the remnants of, you know, our live watch party that we did the other day when we, for our patrons.

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