It's the problem in the marriage bed that no one likes to talk about.

Maybe that's why they call it, silent, but deadly.

Well now there's a real solution to a very real problem, introducing the better marriage

blanket.

On the outside, the better marriage blanket looks and feels just like a soft warm

comforter, but on the inside it contains a layer of activated carbon fabric, the same

type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.

The flatulence molecules easily pass through the cotton shell and are harmlessly absorbed

into the layer of carbon fabric, even when used on top of bed sheets, offending molecules

are absorbed before anyone knows they're there.

So whether you or your spouse suffers from a health issue or just the occasional disagreeable

meal, you owe it to your marriage to try the better marriage blanket.

It makes a great wedding gift or anniversary gift too.

I've studied the human mind, I've learned how to read it, and ultimately control it.

Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

I have to actually wear a fricking bra now and rubble this nasty cocoa butter stuff

on myself so like, I don't know, my skin won't explode?

That's because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't

not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

And I hope it feels good.

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